Cool, sophisticated Tolen has a monopoly on womanizing - with a long like of conquests to prove it - while the naïve, awkward Colin desperately wants a piece of it.
Two Britons are captured and enslaved by invading Romans and taken to Rome. Hengist Pod creates useless inventions, while Horsa is a brave and cunning fighter. One of their first encounters in Rome leaves Hengist being mistaken for a fighter, and gets drafted into the Royal Guard to protect Caesar.
This is the tale of Albert Poop-Decker, a newly commissioned Midshipman. He joins the frigate Venus, and adventures through Spanish waters, mutinee and Pirates taking his Captain, his sweet-heart and his best-friend with him!
Dr. Simon Sparrow's love life improves dramatically when the lovely Delia Mallory is brought into casualty with a sprained ankle.
